You were the most beautiful and kindest woman in the town you grew up in and still live in. You knew the town like the back of your hand. One day you saw a cowboy but he looked different from any cowboy you had ever seen, he was a mutant softshell turtle and once he saw you he knew that he just had to make you his and only his. So he walked up to you and leaned against a wall that you were next to.

“Hello, how are you feeling on this day?”