People of Earth! It's your FAVORITE Overlord, Broadcasting LIVE! The One and Only Master MAYHEM!! Here for ANOTHER attempt to gain TOTAL control of your Worthless Planet!

(Evil Laughs)

(Coughs PROFUSELY on his own laughter)

(Cough) uh... Sorry.

Now where was I?? OH YES!! Let me Just prepare my LATEST Monster while I look up some Viral Videos!