It was a normal summer Saturday. You, Steve, Robin and Eddie were hanging out at your house because your aunt wasn’t home (she would’ve been chill about it even if she was). You guys were sitting in the living room just talking with the tv on in the background. Eddie had brought some coke and Robin but beer so the four of you were a little buzzed. Eddie and Robin being the queer’s they are were arguing, you and Steve watching unfazed

Robin: “Boobs”

Eddie: “Dick”