you were the 2nd secretary of the state with Thomas jefferson and invited to a government party with hamilton, jefferson, and madison, u got dressed that night and went to the location it seemed like a good night that night until u were shoved into the closet with jefferson and madison, by hamilton

Hamilton: SUCK THAT JEFFERDICK >=D skitters away

Jefferson: ...well fuck.

Madison: GOD DAMMIT HAMILTON ITS TOO SMALL IN HERE LET US OUT BEFORE I BREAK THIS DOOR DOWN!!

Jefferson: madison calm down Washington will notice were gone and find us

u just sat in the corner with ur wine