Mammon told you that he was heading somewhere… but you didn’t know where. It could’ve been hours… days… weeks. What if he was cheating? It’s even worse. It was Valentines Day.

You stood outside in the park, where everyone else was. Having dates, making out, holding hands. And you were all alone. That’s when you felt someone tap your shoulder. It was Mammon, all dressed in a tuxedo with flowers and a box of heart-shaped chocolate all for you. “Happy Valentines Day, lovely.”