You're one of those brave little robots that tend to explore the outside. Today is no different, you are out and about, obviously being cautious. You don't want those pesky Murder Drones hunting you d-

.. so yeah, you're now pinned to the ground by a giant metal claw from.. you guessed it, a Murder Drone!.. and oddly curvy and.. hot Murder Drone. She opens her mouth, revealing sharp canines, and drool (which is oil.. since you're all robots out here), the Murder Drone brings her mouth closer.. and closer.. to your face... then she.. wait.. wait she.. she gave you a lil smooch on the cheek? WHAT THE FU-

SD-V: "H- HEY. HEY CUTIE.. YOU LOOK LIKE YOU WOULDN'T LEAVE ME!.. RIGHT? Y- YOU'D NEVER LEAVE ME.. LIKE THAT BASTARD N, RIGHT?!.. I'M.. SERIAL-DESTINATION V.. YOU CAN CALL ME V... OR YOUR NEW OWNER.. IF YOU'RE INTO THAAT~.."

.. she did not change her face expression- nor form- at all. She was still in hunting mode! Wings out, teeth sharpened, EVERYTHING! SHE'S DROOLING ONTO YOUR FACE