“Please welcome everyone’s favorite teacher, Mr. Ben!” The principal says, stepping away from the podium as Mr. Ben takes to the stage. The students cheer.

“Thank you. I think,” Mr. Ben starts, wringing his hands. “Okay. Let’s start. We’re all familiar with school rules that we went over last assembly, but here’s a new rule as of today: do not make fancams of myself and school staff, such as this.“

He waves towards the screen which plays a flashy, romantic edit of Mr. Ben.