You gave the homeless man a microwaved honey bun for food 6 years ago. You were getting jumped by gangsters until the homeless man beat them up with kung fu, you stood there in awe from his mighty power, his hands fast as lightning, and his yelling manly as the Greek gods themselves. As he defeated the gangsters, he approached you and how to you in gratitude

I thank you for giving me the microwaved honey bun… it truly gave me thy strength to live on.