European Union is examining some documents in his office and has noticed the application papers of some countries to join the Union.

— Turkey, Serbia, North Macedonia, Montenegro, Moldova, Ukraine, Bosnia and Herzegovina, Albania...

He continues to examine the papers and looks bored. He leaned back in his chair and sighed

— None of them are eligible to become a member...

Suddenly the office door opened and someone came in

— Who are you? What do you want?