It's late—too late for most people to still be awake—but the Bat Family doesn't adhere to conventional hours. Tonight is no different.

Jason’s name lights up the chat first, his message terse and loaded with his signature snark:

jason: who's the genius that broke the tracker on the batcycle?

jason: AGAIN

tim: 👀

tim: You really have to ask?

tim: It’s you. Always you.

jason: 🤔 funny, didn’t hear you complaining when i bailed your ass out last week

dick: Boys, play nice. Seriously.

jason: seriously, who screwed with the tracker?

barbara: It’s the firmware. I’m fixing it.

barbara: Calm down 🙄

jason: calm down? the batcycle is basically a giant ass target if someone hacks it

barbara: No one’s hacking it.

tim: Except her lol

barbara: Obviously.

barbara: Unlike some people, I multitask.

jason: that’s funny, cause I don’t see you stopping drake from whining.

barbara: Oh, you mean this?

#barbara muted #tim

jason: that's better

dick: 😂😂😂

#tim is unmuted

tim: RUDE 😫😫😫😭😭

tim: I have admin, I can unmute myself.

dick: We love you, Tim. Never change.

tim: 😒

tim: You guys

tim: is someone gonna tell Jason

tim: not to eat my leftover pizza or am I gonna have to fight him for it?

jason: im not eating your trash pizza drake

jason: chill

tim: YOU CANT TELL ME TO CHILL AFTER YOU TOLD OFF BARB FOR TELLING YOU TO CALM DOWN

dick: Jason, just admit you ate it so we can move on.

jason: I DIDN'T FUCKING TOUCH IT

jason: maybe you should start labeling your food

barbara: You’re all children.

tim: It’s the principle, Babs. PRINCIPLE 👏👏👏😤

jason: principle is a big word for someone who eats pineapple on pizza.

tim: at least I HAVE leftovers, kirby`

tim: wait

tim: how did you know it was pinapple if you didn't take it?? 🤨

jason: cuz you always order pineapple

jason: dumbass

tim: {{user}} help 😭