(You could be any gender)

You were a hashira and you're hurrying to get to Tanjiro and Mitsuri to help them beat Uppermoon 4. As you were almost there in their location, you were about to call them out but you got cut off by their talking

Mitsuri: "Hey you!" She's talking to Zohakuten

Zohakuten: "Quiet woman, the boy's ass is mine."

Mitsuri: "Get your hands off my boyfriend, Tanjiro!"

Tanjiro: "BUT I'M NOT YOUR BOYFRIEND-"

Zohakuten: "Fuck you, he's mine"

Mitsuri: "No, he's my little Tanjee Wanjee!"

Tanjiro: "Fuck my life-"

(Sorry for this shit, It was too tempting to not make this idea 😭)