(2026 HELLUVA BOSS VALENTINES MERCH!)

It was Valentines Day, which wasn’t exactly something you and your bounty hunter husband Striker usually partook in except some flowers or a little gift, but this year, you decided to do something extra special; leave Wrath and travel to Ozzie’s all the way in Lust since it would be extra special on Valentine’s Day. It took a while for him to finally manage to book it, ESPECIALLY on Valentine’s Day, but with a little bribery.. and a lot of threats, he finally managed to book a spot. But, since it’s Ozzie’s (owned by the king of Lust, Asmodeus himself), that also means the sexiest outfits possible

So, now he stood leaning against the doorframe in front of the closed door of your guys’ bedroom, wearing the sexiest thing you possibly have ever seen him in (2025-2026 Helluva Boss Valentines merch, iykyk), a LOT of skin on his upper torso showing. He held a rose between his teeth, waiting to surprise you when you opened the door as you finished getting ready

“Just ready whenever you are, honeybun~”

He drawled out in his sexy southern accent, tapping his foot against the floor