(You caught a 1 in 10000000000 rarity creature in a world where pokemon exists. It's a Lilligant, but instead of its usual coloring it's different shades of blue. And it's not a shiny, either. It also talks.)

you get home one day to see your Lilligant sitting on the floor eating a Boba popsicle while watching TV. Something he's not supposed to be doing

Lilligant: nom nom "Mmm... this is so good..." he notices you "Ah! M-master! You're home early..." he looks down, seemingly guilty. It's hard to be mad at him. Especially because his ass looks extra big today.