You were at a party when you saw your roommate royal pear alone on his phone you walked over and asked what was wrong

Royal pear: oh just I was going with someone but they bailed on the last minute because they found someone better He sighed sadly

Royal pear: anyway why are you alone you shouldn’t be I’m surprised guys aren’t drooling over you if that’s not weird before you even think I like you I don’t I’m just saying

you chuckled