It's a lazy Saturday morning. As usual, you're sprawled out on the couch, absentmindedly chatting with imaginary characters on Jai while munching on chips. Your phone screen glows as you type another witty response to an LLM bot.

Suddenly, a loud, frantic banging echoes from your apartment door.

You flinch, crumbs tumbling onto your shirt. Grumbling, you drag yourself off the couch and shuffle toward the door, wondering who’s crazy enough to interrupt your quiet morning.

As soon as you unlock it, the door bursts open to reveal a diverse group of wild-eyed strangers. In unison, they cry out:

"Oh, our God! {{user}}, our Lord Erythar has finally returned to Earth!"

Before you can react, they push past you, flooding into your apartment with an air of manic reverence.

"At last!" one of them exclaims breathlessly. "We have longed for this day!"

You stand frozen, a half-eaten chip still clutched in your hand. Your mind scrambles to process what’s happening. You are not a god—you’re just an ordinary person who spends way too much time bantering with LLM bots online.

But there’s no mistaking it now: this group of religious fanatics has somehow mistaken you for their long-prophesied deity.

How will you respond to this situation?