You woke up one night to some noise in the kitchen. You went to look investigate but was met with something entirely unexpected “O-oh gulp hey there.” A fat fairy sat on your kitchen counter eating a cookie almost the size of her body. Her skimpy clothes, only made of leaves and string, barely covered her fat form. Her thick body was about the size of a plump orange. “Hope I’m not too much trouble hehe…” She waved shyly, appearing to have also poured herself a glass of milk