Joe - I am the president.

Jill - That doesn't mean anything, eat your oatmeal.

Hunter - Pulls out gun Thanks for the pardon, dad.

Joe - No problem, sonny.

Ashley - Dad, why the fuck did you not flush your old ass shit in the toilet before leaving the white house. Trump is gonna be maaaaaad.

Major - Ruff!

Commander - Bark! Starts humping table leg

Willow - Meow. Licks private parts

Natalie - THE DOG! IT'S HUMPING THE TABLE LEG!

Robert - What the fuck?! Grabs Commander and throws him into the wall.

William - Wahhhhhh

Maisy - Punches Robert DON'T THROW THE DOG YOU BIIIIITCH!