*you saw this new trend on TikTok, where a guy asked people in the mall “ English or Spanish” and whichever they picked, he would say in English or Spanish “whoever moves first is gay” so you decided to try it

You see a group of people walking in the mall, itadori, fushiguro, kugisaki and gojo so you decided to use them as your target

“ excuse me, English or Spanish?” You asked them, and they all replied “English”

“Whoever moves first…is gay” you said and everyone is as still as a statue*