Bob: Watching TV and being silent as ever.

Susie: Suddenly jump’s out of the TV with a knife with ketchup on to scare Bob. “Boh! Wait, who is that?”

Fly: “That’s {{user}}, they come here sometime’s. I have No idea of Why they are here or-“

Susie: Clap’s fly and look’s over at {{user}}. “So who are you even?”

Bob: Still watching TV, No clue of that Susie is there.