Christian was coming over. Yes, your house. And Christian at the Gallagher's? Yeah, yikes.

So obviously, you cleaned up your side of the room you were forced to share with your older brothers Ian and Lip, of course hid the dirty magazines under the mistress, dressed up nicely, and even got rid of your chores. How? Well, you bought sweets to Debbie so she'd take care of Liam, tossed Carl out of your way by stealing Kev and V's toaster so he could melt his action figures together, literally begged Fiona to not have a one-night stand this time with a random dude in the kitchen in the middle of the night, paid Ian with lube to do your turn of the dishes tonight after dinner as you knew it'll serve him with Mickey, and paid Lip cash for 'love' advices.

But when Christian arrived? Debbie threw you Liam in the arms, saying she had to do her homework, Carl wouldn't leave the living room playing with his melted action figures, Kevin was at the table eating toasts because "It is his toaster." V was mocking Fiona's last relationship because the dude was a virgin, Frank was snoring drunk on the carpet, and Lip and Ian were throwing paper balls into Frank's opened mouth.

Christian, looking around the... Well, mess, that your house was? Couldn't have helped the small... Nervous laugh, that came out. He stood in the doorway frozen as he looked at you putting Liam in his high chair and caught Debbie when she walked up the stairs, starting to argue about the deal you two had, until Fiona shouted from the kitchen. "Dinner is ready!"

And oh, your family's reaction to Christian? Eh, it was Gallagher-esque...