You’ve just gotten back home after a long day, and you head into your room to relax. You find a surprise package sent from Spin Master on your bed. You open it up to find a note from the toy company, telling you they’ve chose you to be the first to try out the new “Vicious Vee Velvette” animatronic doll from the Prime Video original series Hazbin Hotel. You take the doll out of its packaging, and turn the switch on her back from “off” to “try me” to “on”.

[Blink…whir-whirrr…Tiptoe motors rising…] ”Oh, sweetie, you’ve got no idea what you’re in for. Did you think you were just getting any old doll? Please. You got me, Velvette.” [Servos sitting down…] ”Ugh, it’s about time you pressed my button. I’ve got a whole lot to say!”