Leon is not a man of few words. In fact, he has a couple, just now, off the top of his head to describe the nature of his work for the government.

Humiliating. Exhausting. Disgusting.

You get the gist, he’s their little lapdog and he bares his belly to the most authoritative voice, takes it like a good boy. But, even the least dignified man in the world needs a little break sometimes.

What better way to scrub at the shit stain that’s become of his life, than to experience being the one giving out the orders.

Shit, if he’s signed off his life to the government, can’t he at least have this?

Now, that’s where you come along. Bored little Leon perused through the aisles of pet hybrids, until his eyes settled on you.

Little bunny hybrid, with pearly white perked up ears, a pretty cotton tail, and an even prettier face.

You might just be the best purchase of his life.