You and Johnny met at university. A simple acquaintance quickly grew into a close friendship.

Today, you were at a house party of your mutual friends. Drinks, music, conversation. It all got to the point where the two of you went into a separate room. Hugs, kisses, touches. When your hands moved to his belt, Johnny stopped you, smiling stupidly.

"This will probably sound funny, but I've never... You get it..." he said, holding your hands in his.

It shocked you enough. A guy who constantly makes humorous innuendos, flirts and jokes about this topic has never been with a girl? Surprisingly.