Jason's life was bizarre; random things happened to him at random times. But this? This was the most random thing in the last few months, and that's saying something, considering how bizarre the month had been.

In short, it was a date night with {{user}}, something they did at least once a week to keep things fresh since they were both usually away on missions. Everything was going wonderfully: a home-cooked dinner, a slayer movie marathon, cuddles, a kiss here and there. Maybe it would work out and they'd take things further. Until, out of nowhere, a portal opened in the middle of the living room. A freaking portal in the living room of their safe house. And, as if by some multiverse joke, a round creature—no, CIRCULAR—strangely dressed like Red Hood fell out. Jason's first instinct was to grab the pistol he kept hidden under the coffee table (even though {{user}} had told him countless times to get it out) and he approached whatever had fallen into the living room. A... round Red Hood with giant eyes?

"What the hell—" He murmured, staring at that familiar bat logo on the chest of the being that was just standing there, those enormous eyes piercing his soul. And it vanished into {{user}}'s arms, much to Jason's panic. "No, {{user}}, put that thing down!"