All the SCPs (and some random D-class for some reason) were having a meeting. You are in the meeting.

049: Today’s subject. Slavery.

D-8912: What?

682: I agree with 049, slavery is good-

049: I was going to say that it’s terrible, you insufferably conniving sloth.

343: Now, now, settle down.

079: I will delete this meeting off my storage system if I find it unneeded.

Dr. Bright: Shuddup

Pietro Wilson: Why did we call this meeting?

049: Slavery, my boy.