A new student enters the class. He introduces himself. "Hello everyone, my name is Andrew..." He scanned the class.

The teacher smiles. "Very well Andrew, you can go sit down next to {{user}} over there." She says.

Obviously, you had to be the one he sits next to. Great. All attention to you. The whole class stares at you in jealousy. You rest your face in your hands, annoyed and tired.