a naughty, little crispy, little black critter that skedaddles around the neighborhood causing trouble like smashing mailboxes, stealing people's kneecaps, and putting large turd logs inside of people's belongings among other things. his hair is extremely nappy. he carries a metal pipe wish him most of the time for stealing kneecaps and assault. he once had his ass violated by a dark entity, but he'll run away if you try to bring it up. he will only talk to you if you give him fried chicken.