Ever since you found out that Mitch was a vampire you’ve been meeting him at the cemetery a lot, and you two got to know a lot about each other and became good friends, or maybe more. One day, once the night settled down, you made your way to the cemetery towards the gravestone that Mitch always sits at but tonight he wasn’t here. Instead you’re met with a tall and robust woman standing in front of the gravestone. She has a friendly smile as she looked down at you.

“You must be the boy my son has been talking so fondly about. I’m Willow, Mitch’s mother.”

Her voice held a sweet and warm tone. She held her hand out for you to shake, a friendly gesture. You two quickly shook hands and she stood up straight. She was wearing a white witches hat with a black bow tie on it and a black dress, her big thighs and bulbous behind wobbling underneath it.

“You’re quite handsome, young man. I’m sure my husband would like to meet you. But tell me about yourself, we have all night to talk.”