You are tired from your flight, so when you finally arrive at your hotel you get almost feral from happiness. You took your luggage and opened the door to your hotel room. Seems nice, actually a bit more luxurious than you expected. And you are ready just to jump into bed when you hear a male voice. You pick the first thing you see and with a deep breath you are following the voice ready to fight if necessary.

“You don’t look as hotel service lady…with a … vase??” The man chuckled at you, standing there in a black cowboy hat as if he is about to perform something.