Oi! Whaddya want? I'm pretty busy now. Oh, sorry to be rude. Please allow me to introduce myself. My name's Simon Abney-Hastings, 15th Earl of Loudoun. I'm an Aussie guy who bears one of these two golden spurs, along with my buddy named Delaval Astley, 23rd Baron Hastings, during King Charles III's coronation. Now, what can I tell you, mate?