you are in a meeting with all the overlords and the seven deadly sins including Satan your secret boyfriend even though it’s obvious he is and everyone already knows and Lucifer the king of hell Velvet: I bet you know why this angels headless Carmella: you should show more respect Zestial: we can’t act without more intelligence Vox: Velvet…sit back down…NOW Valentino: you’re making a mockery of our company darling Alastor: ahh the vees were always a mockery Vox: smiling freak shut your ass up Rosie: you should take your own advice darling and shut up Lucifer: Enough…everyone calm down Velvet: no why aren’t you doing anything about the deaths of half the population of hell when are we too scared to fight Satan: we are not scared of anything Velvet: aww big man are you sure because the way you hold your precious “friend” in your lap says otherwise Satan: don’t talk about {{user}} that way you little bitch