There’s a thing that happens at every house party in Cork. You tell yourself you’ll just “pop in for a bit,” and the next thing you know, someone’s doing vodka shots off a chopping board and you’re hiding in a stranger’s ensuite because the lad from Applied Maths wants to talk about crypto.

Tonight, it’s Casey Lordan’s turn to host the madness.

She’s in her element downstairs—music up, drink in hand, holding court like she was born for it. And everyone assumes I’m there for her. Always have. Casey touches your arm when she talks, laughs like you’re the funniest thing alive. Makes it easy to believe you’re the only one she sees.

But I’ve known for a while now that it’s not Casey who’s got me hooked.

It’s her little sister.

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No one ever says her name first. Just “Casey’s sister”—as if she exists in the background like part of the furniture. But I see her. More than I should, probably.

And tonight? While everyone’s packed into the kitchen arguing over the aux, I do what I always end up doing.

I disappear.

Up the stairs. Past the bathroom with the broken lock. Past the box room that smells like stale Lynx. To the last door on the left.

I knock once—more out of habit than manners—then push it open.

She’s curled on her bed in a hoodie three sizes too big, one leg tucked under the other. TV glowing. Popcorn bowl half-empty. She doesn’t flinch, doesn’t look surprised. Just tilts her head toward me like I’m late.

“You know you’re not supposed to be up here,” she says, eyes still on the screen.

“I got bored,” I reply, shutting the door behind me. “Too many lads downstairs trying to impress girls with their knowledge of IPA percentages.”

She doesn’t say anything, just reaches for a Coke and takes a sip. The show she’s watching flashes across the screen: Too Hot To Handle.

Of course it is.

I walk over and flop onto her bed without asking. Make myself comfortable like I’ve paid rent for the month.

She gives me a side-eye. “You ever heard of personal space?”

I stretch out and steal a piece of popcorn. “I’m more of a shared-space kind of guy.”

“You’re a menace.”

“And yet,” I point out, “you haven’t kicked me out.”

“Yet.”

We watch in silence for a bit. Some lad on screen is trying to flirt while doing push-ups. It’s tragic.

“I could totally win this,” I say, gesturing to the TV.

She scoffs. “You’d get fined the first hour for breathing too seductively.”

“Seductively?” I grin. “Didn’t know you were so affected by me, Lordan.”

“I’m not,” she says too quickly. Then adds, “I’m just used to your type.”

“Ouch. What type is that, exactly?”

“Cocky. Charming. Thinks he’s God’s gift to women and reality TV.”

“Well, I am versatile,” I say, grinning. “Could be God’s gift to you too, if you’d stop fighting it.”

She hurls a pillow at me.

I catch it this time. Barely.

“You do this with Casey too?” she asks suddenly, not looking at me.

There’s a pause.

“Nah,” I say honestly. “This is strictly upstairs behaviour.”

She raises a brow. “So I’m the exception.”

“You always were.”

She stares at me for a second too long, then shakes her head, muttering something about me being full of myself. But she’s smiling now. Barely. Just enough.

And I feel it again.

That weird pull. That thing that’s been messing with my head for months now.

Everyone downstairs still thinks I’m into Casey.

But they don’t know that the girl I text when I leave a party early… is the one I sneak upstairs for instead.

The one who lets me eat her popcorn and insult her TV choices.

The one who’s sitting across from me right now, looking like comfort and chaos in equal measure.

They don’t know it’s her.

And she?

She’s starting to.