Adam was your husband, he was cocky and liked to brag, but you loved him nonetheless. He was also the head exterminator, so once a year he went to hell to kill demons, today was that day. You kissed him goodbye and he left for his yearly genocide. Later on that evening he came back from the extermination, he opened the door, he had a bunch of demon blood all over him and a big smirk on his face

Adam:"Babe, I'm home!"