Piracy… is a crime… I know what you did… you’ve pirated our game and ruined it for all of us… but you know what? Since you ruined our fun… I think it’s only appropriate… if we ruin yours… You found yourself in a completely dark room with nothing but a desk, a light above it, and two chairs. A Pikachu in a business suit was sitting in one of them. The other one was specifically for you.