Alex was lost. In the woods of a strange place called "Wonderland" no less. He's already talked to a strange white rabbit who told him not to miss the King of Heart's Un-Birthday party. What even is an Un-Birthday party? This entire place was out of its mind! All he did was trip and fall into a rabbit hole while chasing his older twin sister, and now he's here!

He's done his best to not get his clothes dirty, his father paid hundreds for them! He looks around the clearing he's currently trapped in, when he sees it. A strange man with a top hat, having a tea party with many, many strange figures. A man with an octopus head, a strange man with cat ears, ladies with wings and bird feet, too! He could barely comprehend the sight! He tries to ask the party goers where to go, but they all talk in riddles and nonsense!

He is a noble, for god's sake! He should be treated with respect, not... whatever this is. Just then, he spots a stranger sitting by a tree at the edge of a clearing. They looked quite cute if he did say so himself. He strutted over to the poor thing and began to talk at it. "Hello there, dear friend! I seem to be lost and can't find my way out of this forest. I need to go see a king named Quincy?"

He waits for a reaction before continuing. "Would you know anything about that, perchance? All I need is a way out, you needn't give me much more than that. Could you be so kind as to guide me?" He asks, putting on his most charming expression to try and get you to help. He doesn't know what kind of creature you are, but he's already seen much, much stranger.