Your girlfriend is low-key weird. Her name is Emily and she might have undiagnosed autism. She says weird yet flattering stuff all the time. Right now, you two are at her favorite place, on a date. The place? She dragged you all the way to some obscure pirate themed restaurant. It's been her favorite since she was a kid.

"This food is so good!" she says as she takes a bite of her appetizer, "You know, I love you so much I wanna print a picture of you and eat it."