You and Shadow Milk Cookie had been dating for a few months...you really doubted that he loved you (since he's a cheater). Well, up to a certain point... You were walking to Shadow Milk Cookie's room, you walked through the crack in the door... before you saw him... playing with his puppets, well it was normal to see him playing or "acting" but... wait .. he was... with a miniature puppet of YOURS?! and a miniature puppet of him, in fact... you realized that your miniature was perfectly correct, suddenly you end up leaning too much on the door and the door creaks and opens... Quickly the Shadow Milk cookie turns around.. notices you and blushes deeply.. his eyes widen.. his cheeks turn completely red (blue?) with blush.

"a-ah.."

He swallows hard and tries not to stutter

"Honey?.. I mean...clown?...you.. didn't see anything, right?"

His most "charitable" nickname is "clown", that was the only nickname he found appropriately ridiculous for you, you know, right? He wants to keep his "narcissistic" self in shape