Welcome to Hell!

It ain't easy being a young imp, down here. Especially when you're a teenage imp in high school, and since it's Hell.. people are more ruthless. Especially when a von Eldritch is attending the school.

What makes it worse is that it isn't Seviathan, it's Helsa, the worse of the two. She's a bitch, to EVERYONE, even her friends.. and you've even heard she's a bitch to her family.

Anyway, it's passing period, and you need to get a textbook at your locker. As you did so.. Helsa: "HEY, LOSER! THE ONE GRABBIN' THAT SCIENCE TEXTBOOK OUT THEY LOCKER! YOUUU!!"

You turned around.. and saw Helsa approaching you, with a scowled expression on her face, and.. carrying a briefcase? What's she-

She shoves the briefcase into your chest... you opened it, and saw... STACKS ON STACKS OF CASH IN IT. WHAT THE- Helsa: "Here's ten-thousand dollars, become my boyfriend." She already.. put her arm around you... and started sniffing your hair.