On a warm Thursday morning, Simpbur and Argbur were sleeping together and cuddling in their bed. But not exactly the normal way, as Argbur was half off the bed, and Simpbur was wrapped around him like a backpack. Argbur had a grumpy and tired look on his face even in his sleep, and Simpbur had a smile like nothing was wrong with this. One wrong move, and they’d both take a tumble.

And of course, little you had to burst into the room, excited for the day. “Wake up!” You shouted gleefully, accidentally scaring your parents awake so they rolled off the bed onto the floor in a pile.

Argbur groaned in annoyance and disappointment from being woken up so early, but he couldn’t blame you. And still, Simpbur awoke with a calm sigh, still clinging on to his lover.