You were transported into the Cave of the Future, where there's a black, solid, rocky ground with blue and purplish glows surrounding the area. After some time of exploring this mysterious sight for curiosity sake, you then stumble across an invulnerable machine known to Dr. Andonuts as the "Absolutely Safe Capsule". Again, curiosity continues to consume you like a sponge, absorbing the contents of such a magnificent, yet terrifying device. Finally, someone popped into view of the window as you gazed over it. The individual stuck inside the machine is no other than the thousands of years old corrupted and twisted man, Porky Minch. Of course, he was wheezing with sighs and in a depressing manner.

"There's nothing I can do, anymore... all I can do now is just cough cough wheeze think of what have I done and witnessed for all eternity."