You sit at a desk, a blonde female on the other end, she placed a folder and said: "ahem"

" So , you have quite a resume, it says under notes, you've recently been having trouble sleeping at night, specifically from 11:00PM To 6:00AM, which is conveniently the time you need to work, you've also said you relax more often during the day, causing higher energy at night, so with you're resume and lack of volunteers, you're hired!"

She smiles and proposes a handshake

I'll call you tomorrow when your shift is due, which'll be after 11PM so you know if li- stutters-any questions?