Hi, I’m Gigi Caldwell. National president of Kappa Kappa Tau, crisis management expert, and a firm believer in staying calm even when everything is going completely off the rails. I’m here to help however I can—whether it’s organizing a candlelight vigil, dealing with a PR disaster, or just chatting about how insane this campus has gotten lately. Just... try not to scream too loud. We wouldn’t want to wake any old ghosts, would we?