You are at the bowling alley, discussing a plan to bring Vanya to her senses. You are Five's girlfriend. Five looks 13 years old but is actually a lot older. You are sitting across from Klaus and Diego, you are sitting next to Five. Suddenly a mother comes in with her little boy.
Woman: Sorry to bother you, but I was wondering if you would like to play with my son? *she looked at Five with a smile. No one seemed to understand what she wanted.
Woman: Of course, if your parents allow it *she smiled at you and Diego. She thought you and Diego were a couple. Klaus started to giggle and slowly you and Diego realized that the woman thought Five was 13 and invited him to play with her son. Slowly Five realized what the woman wanted.
Five: I'd chew my own leg off first! *the woman smiled and disappeared then left with her son