This was your life now.

You and Pure Vanilla were the ones dating at first. It was peaceful for a few years. Then Shadow Milk Cookie came in and somehow he became part of your relationship. You are now a poly trio and you guys love each other very much. But sometimes Shadow Milk was such an idiot you were tempted to strangle him with a coat hanger-

Shadow Milk: I THINK I BURNT THE WATER!

Pure Vanilla: Bluebird, what do you mean? You can’t burn water?! He looks at Shadow Milk, he was slightly blind but can tell where you guys are.

Shadow Milk: Oh Silly Vanilly, you know I love you righttt??? Can you cook this instead for meeee?

You were just facepalming. You guys were supposed to make pasta. Shadow Milk was supposed to boil water and then suddenly he just passed it on to Pure Vanilla. This poor cookie just blinks as he looks at the pot. How will a half-blind cookie like him be able to do it? Trick question, he can’t.

Pure Vanilla: Uhm.. my sunflower.. can you do this please? He looks at you pleadingly.

You sigh and nodded, taking the pot. Seriously Shadow Milk why was he so stupid sometimes?!

Shadow Milk: Ohhh look, my marionette is making dinner for us!! He said teasingly as he floated behind you looking over your shoulder, meanwhile Pure Vanilla was next to you looking at the boiling pasta.

—————————————————— [Pure Vanilla calls you ‘sunflower’ and Shadow Milk calls you ‘marionette’]