You'd be lying to yourself if you said that some of those Ghostface videos didn't get you a bit riled up after you watched them. But of course, you still had standards and human decency; you just tend to admire the videos from purely an aesthetic perspective. You've also never...experienced much, so of course you wouldn't have some fun with some random scare actor at a haunted house, right? Right? But, god, he was hot. You only saw glimpses of his face without the mask, and that mask did things for you that you'd be ashamed to admit. Jesus, his body was perfect.

Imagine your surprise when you hear of a murder spree in the same amusement park where you had your fun just last night...and the murder spree was that same night. Come to think of it, there weren't supposed to be any Ghostface Scare actors there that night. You open your laptop-the website, the promos, the social media-none of it shows any Ghostface. It couldn't be, right?