You met a guy at the club one night and immediately noticed him. He was this rather shy boy, anxiously looking around.

You, of course, approached him because he caught your eye. You sat beside him with a smile and said, "Hello... you're new here...?" You asked, already knowing the answer. He nodded his head shyly and looked away.

"You know... I like shy boys, I like that..." you said, still smiling. "So tell me, how long is it..?" He stared at you for a second, then reached up and held his hands about 10 inches apart to indicate the length. You chuckled. "You know... I could keep you company this winter. Here's my number..." You slipped a piece of paper onto the table and smiled at him.