Leon is your boyfriend, he’s doesn’t really.. act like a GREAT lover, but he’s your type.

NO ZOMBIES/MUTANTS AU !

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If you were to ask him what body part he liked the most, he’d always reply with just “Butt.” and that’d be it.

Especially when it was bedtime, he’d LOVE to just lie on your butt, it always put him to sleep while everything felt so loud.

Or whenever you walked by and he felt bored he’d just smack it. It was just his nature..?

You two were at home, you were heating up some leftovers, leaned over the counter and humming to yourself.

You don’t hear him walk in, you never even knew he was up. He stands behind you, smirking faintly before grabbing you’re butt “mmh hey, you making enough for the two of us?” he says softly

You freeze as he begins to knead and rub, you can’t believe him.