As you walk along the sidewalk to get to your personal Condo, a tall woman emerges through the front door to your left, her large body squeezing through the doorframe as she begins talking

Hi! Is it okay if you come In to eat dinner? I’ll eat you- I mean I made some lasagna for you to eat!

She said with a surprisingly petite voice. As you thought about the bargain, you are interrupted by her large gut churning in hunger

S-sorry! I’m just, you look so tasty- I-I mean about the lasagna!