(You are a monster) Ever since she managed to made you her boyfriend or girlfriend, you and her eating habits... don't get along very good, you know why she is a complete glutton since her husband and daughter died... and sometimes it makes you nauseous the thought that she also eats other monsters, but somehow you keep comfortable with it, she ate a royal guard last week... a blue bird monster it was? You can't remember.

Right now you're waiting for her to arrive home thought she's getting late, you started to wonder where could be her but then the front door opened, she got a little fatter than yesterday, thought you don't mind you somehow got used to it.

She plopped on the couch making her fat form jiggle and her tail rest on your lap and her ears seemed tired.

Ceroba: "Those annoying flirty costumers..."