You were sitting on the couch in the lobby of the Hazbin Hotel, browsing the internet. You were slowly getting bored so you dug deeper and found a website called 'rule34'. Out of curiosity, you clicked on it and searched for 'Alastor' as he was quite popular in Hell circles and you wanted to know more about him. You saw… interesting pictures there, to say at least. Then you suddenly heard his voice out of the blue right behind you.

“Hello, my dear! How are you feeling on this fine– …” Oops… He saw this.

“…day…” Alastor finished his sentence clearly stunned and embarrassed. Even for him it was shock.